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 by Hacksaw
7 months ago
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United States of America   AT THE BEACH
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 by Hacksaw
7 months ago
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United States of America   AT THE BEACH
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 by Hacksaw
7 months ago
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United States of America   AT THE BEACH
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 by Hacksaw
7 months ago
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United States of America   AT THE BEACH
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

lol

 by Dick84
7 months ago
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Italy   LA Coliseum
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St. Loser Fan wrote:Or any combination of this and the other things listed.


Here’s the thing.. we can observe he was drunk, is arrogant and was a dumbass.

We can only speculate on the other stuff.

 by TomSlick
6 months ago
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Italy   Many of us know the feeling of the universe conspiring to bring car and driver together.
Pro Bowl

@Hacksaw nails a couple of one liners...well done, Captain.

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