[Indrid Cold]

There you go...trade action!

[Indrid Cold]

i just drafted “pharaoh brown”.. is it bad that i drafted a dude bcuz i like his name

Should have kept Chuba Hubbard, for liking a name purposes. I'm just waiting for an NFL'er to change his name to World B. Free. (Edit: for younger forum browsers, that would be Metta World Peace).

[Will0120]

@kayfabe, I sent you a trade proposal earlier today! Take a peek and let me know please!

[kayfabe]

Yeah hey Will, gonna pass on that offer...for now.

[Joe Pendleton]

wow, some tight games! It's up to the Kickers for Gareth & Joe P.. good stuff!!!

[Joe Pendleton]

So, I checked with the Commish & he ok'd me to do a li'l write-up each week about our RFU fantasy league. I'm going to try & keep it light (and maybe funny) So there is my disclaimer if someone gets offended! I'll start with the highest scoring winner & work my way down to lowest scoring. Allright Y'all, let's do the thing - Joe P

W - Indrid Cold - 137
dude, your team is on steroids.. and what's w Kyler Murray going absolutely joy stick "Gangnam Style" (yes the funny looking Korean dude w the hot girls) he looked like a 99 Madden guy.. sheesh
L - Max - 120
Max, ya just got a bad draw.. your 120 would've kicked me in the teeth (last week) hahaha.. jus' kidding! Tyler Lockett went crazy for the 'effen hags, and your "table jumping" Bills D got you 22.. wtf over

W - CardinalFan - 117
hmmm, i'm wondering what it must feel like to cheer on Russel Wilson (yes, the enemy)! Derrick Henry is a friggin' horse man, (wish he was a Ram).. ok so I dream
L - Kayfabe - 107
what does "Kay Fabe" mean anyways? (ik i'm not the only dude that wonders that).. ok so anyone who has Christian McCaffrey is spose ta win rt? and what's w benching "Matty Ice" and starting JOE BURROW.. c'mon bro, let's dial it up one

W - Flash - 117
i will trade you my entire team, for Lamar Jackson (ok please)??? seriously, he is a BAD MAN.. bet he wins MVP this yr, yes you heard it here first
L - Red Alice - 80
Red, ya know i like you but you ran into "super freaky" L Jackson (think Rick James dancing)
like how you picked Los Ramos D tho.. hell, i'd give ya 20 pts every week, wait i can't

W - AltiTude Rams - 114
like how ya spelled that, miss my Rockies days! well, we all knew Aaron Rodgers was not going to lay another egg.. nice "W" guy
L - AvengerRam - 94
better days are coming my brother, you have our QB! and our RB!!! and they're going to get you some W's (think George "W" Bush) sadly, just not today.. oh, and you can Thank me for McLaurin btw!

W - Xheryk - 109
umm what is a Xheryk (yes we all know it rhymes w je** right)? is that your way of "sticking it to the man"? whatever, Mahomey brought you home & Cooper KUPP's 30 pts didn't hurt either
L - Will - 96
well Commish, Adam Jones got you 35 points & YOU LOST? dude, well "Bake" did get "Baked.. so there ya go.. if ya want some friendly advice (hint), hit the waiver wire (ok, a lot)

W - "Prof"- 99
please don't ask me to write your full name (it means nothing to me) and you have Tom frickin Brady (i'm jealous, no i seriously love Giselle), and you were playing Elvis (lol)
L - Elvis - 68?
i'm going to tread lightly here Mod, but are ya even turning in a lineup? i mean i could do it for you (at no cost), and you could umm maybe win a game? like just one? free clue, try starting someone NOT named RYAN TANNEHILL

W - Joe P - 90
umm, i wasn't spose to win this one but ol "Gareth" bailed me out.. A Kamara 3 pts? M Gaskin 4pts?? my backfield gave me 7pts total??? WTF is going on (think Denzel to Ethan Hawke in Training Day "you've been tapping that a** haven't you") idk why i used that analogy actually
L - Gareth - 89
well my friend, i was in fear of Justin Tucker's leg on SNF (is it ok to fear a dude's leg)? no never mind.. 5 extra points? wait, what.. i won? (enter sound of lighter to weed) - b well Y'all

[AltiTude Ram]

Nice recap and summary Joe!

That being said, You're officially getting your ass kicking this week.

Enjoy

[AltiTude Ram]

Nice game Joe.

I thought I had a chance but fell short. It sucks when you have to root against the players (Evans) on your fantasy team.

Rams come first and they got a huge win today!

Congrats!

Edit: The 68 yrd FG that was missed by my kicker was....topped by Tucker's 66 yrd record.

[Elvis]

Well i lost by less than 2 points because some guy named Cooper Kupp went off today and really i couldn't be happier about it.

Though if Stafford starts finding Woods more often, that would be okay...

[Joe Pendleton]

As I wait for the Sun to come up so i can get on my peds (road bike), let's get to week 3 re-cap shall we?

W - "Prof" - 143
dude.. are ya heartless or what? ya picked the enemies QB to betr ur FF team?? that's cold man.. welcome to 3 - 0
L - Kayfabe - 106
sorry Kay (or is it "fabe") whatever, anytime you lose after putting up over a hundy is a tough loss.. my condolences

W - AvengerRam - 120
any team that features our QB is a lock (imho).. nice win bro! oh, and i'm still waiting for my box of chocolates for giving you McLaurin (picture Sgt Hartmen to Private Pile in Full Metal
Jacket "i guess the Corp doesn't get theirs" after he cannot do one pull-up:(
L - CardinalFan - 89
hah! how'd starting RUSSEL WILSON work out for ya?? * Disclaimer - any team starting a nfc west QB (other than MS).. is going to get shade thrown.. glad ya lost (jk)

W - Joe P - 115
sorry to my pal from "the rocks".. but can you say "i just got beat fm a dude that kicked a
66 yard FG!".. all together now "JUSTIN TUCKER IS THE MAN"
L - AltiTude Rams - 94
i think Aaron Rodgers is going to have a record year.. stay the course bro

W - Xheryk - 110
i still don't know what that means? anyways, moving on.. welcome to the 3 & 0 club bro!
L - Elvis - 109
i love when i lose by a PAT, or a first down, or a tipped pass, or a dum penalty.. but, being beat by KUPP!!! has to ease the sting a lil' bit rt?.. nice comeback this wknd MOD

W - Red Alice - 106
welcome to your first "W" Red.. JOSH ALLEN 41 PTS!!! wtf over.. umm ya want to make a deal? oh, and btw i would've bought you drinks on Sunday.. (throwing shade @ you dudes who were there, for not rallying for RED)!
L - Max - 83
geez, being 0 - 3 is never good.. JIMMY G is not the answer bro, any cat that get's to date porn stars, is not going to carry your franchise.. time to hit the waiver wire Max

W - Indrid Cold - 93
ZEKE!!! man, i really don't care for the cat.. but, the dudes a force of nature.. unstoppable *(when healthy) i'd keep rollin' w him! welcome to 3 - 0
L - Gareth - 84
sorry my friend, but NICK CHUBB got you all of 8 pts? that's cold bro, like Indrid Cold (sound the night club drums "bada-bing")

W - "Willi "- 83
wait, what.. Commish won w an 83? that's good living.. i'd hit Vegas if it were me (jus sayin')
DK METCALF is a BAD MAN .. (also check vid on espn.com of the Aussie rugby dude who plays LT for eagles) literally blowing up EVERYONE!!!
L - Flash - "69"
bro, any time ya get sub-70.. is time to hit the waiver wire (but, do not trade Lamar
Jackson) he didn't need to score last wknd, because he had JUSTIN TUCKER!!! hahaha

ok sun is up.. Peace out Y'all, Joe P