[ramsrams]

Ha, ha, a1, we stepped on each other.

Most of my friends love that stuff, just never acquired the taste for it.

Gimme a good Gruyere or Gouda. Might be pedestrian, but still delicious.

[aeneas1]

Ha, ha, a1, we stepped on each other.

Most of my friends love that stuff, just never acquired the taste for it.

Gimme a good Gruyere or Gouda. Might be pedestrian, but still delicious.

yeah, just noticed that.... get some quality blue cheese crumble, make your favorite salad using your favorite dressing, and then sprinkle bc crumble on top, it will rock your world!

[AvengerRam]

Blue cheese isn’t food.

Blue cheese is something that used to be food.

[rather]

Your posts are adorable.

Do they come in adult sizes?

See, this is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

First key is numerous paragraph breaks.

It is key to injecting fake gravitas and importance.

It makes it appear as though you are saying something really deep and thoughtful.

In the middle of your message, have a longer paragraph where you drill deeper into one or two of your key points. The most important thing the reader needs to understand is that you are a deep thinker, but are capable of conversational tone. When you are done, bring it back to repeating your original message - repitition is another key.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

By now your post should be fairly tedious and have taken up twice as much screen space as it needed to.

But the more real estate you take up, the better.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

Eventually, your readers may begin to ask, is this ever going to end? There may be some valid points in here but it is taking forever to read the post.

That doesn't matter. You keep layering on paragraph after paragraph.

Finally after wasting enough of everyone's time, you bring it back with one final repitition.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

[rather]

That there's funny... I don't care who you are!

We agree! That one made me LOL

[LARams_1963]

Thing is though, you can cut the mold spots out, make due with what you have.

***Note to self..... Do NOT let dieterbrock make me a Sammy!

[AvengerRam]

See, this is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

That's as far as I got on you post, blather. I was too bored to read the rest.

Let me know when the movie comes out.

[Hacksaw]

See, this is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

This is how you write Watchdog fake gravitas style.

Do you have something against @Watchdog ?

[dieterbrock]

Further food for thought, (yes, pun intended)
If the bread is stale, you can make do with a substitute.
Iceburg lettuce for instance makes a nice wrap. Low carb too-

[CanuckRightWinger]

So....if I read the iceberg lettuce metaphor correctly....

all of our new OLine signings need to be vegans??!!